jokes

silanga pupil namely NDINDA WAMBUA ,MWIKALI PAUL & NZELU SAMMY presenting jokes
1.you are too tall that you can see tomorrow .
2.Your mobile phone is too big that you charge it with a transformer.
3.Your father is too scared that he has put a fence on his bed.
4.Your grandmother is very old but she still says that when she
will grow up, she will be a carpenter.
5.You are too stupid that you bathed with sunlight so as to get warmed.
6.You too many that you have a register .
7.Your brother is too clever that he eats sugercane with a
fork.